• teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
  • "I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be."
    - Dita Von Teese (via suspend)

    (Source: dita-van-teese, via tallerboys)


    One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

    She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

    (via disowns)


    i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

    (via tallerboys)